BARNYARD – Panic over a missing Baby Farm Animal, turned to concerns for its mental health and, finally, to relief after the cute, cuddly, fuzzy, wuzzy, big-eyed farm baby became comfortable with its own identity.
Baby Farm Animal was reported missing this morning, but reports soon reached authorities that it was actually visiting the different farm animals in turn.
”Baby Farm Animal’s probing questions raised concerns that Baby Farm Animal might not be happy just being himself,” said an unnamed official with ties to the Farmhouse. ”The collective wisdom of the other animals, however, may have been enough to solve Baby Farm Animal’s existential crisis.”
A source within the Barnyard confirmed this account.
”Each farm animal responded to Baby Farm Animal with its own distinctive farm animal sound, i.e. mooing, quacking, gobbling,” said the source. “Eventually Baby Farm Animal learned that we’re all individuals and our differences make us unique.”
